1. Selkie got me like

     

  2. twist-andshout:

    Elton John - Bennie and the Jets

    (via thepinkguitar)

     

  3. elvenkinghn:

    Trippin’ On A Hole In A Paper Heart - Stone Temple Pilots

    Don’t cut out my paper heart
    I ain’t dying anyway
    Take a look at eye full towers
    Never trust them dirty liars

    Sippin’ lemon yellow booze ole
    Lead belly sings the blues

    All dressed up on wedding day
    Keep on trippin’ anyway

    I am, I am, I said I’m not myself
    But I’m not dead and I’m not for sale
    So keep your bankroll lottery
    Eat your salad day death bed motorcade

    Fake the heat and scratch the itch
    Skinned up knees and salty lips
    I’ll breathe your life vicks vapor life
    And when you binge I purge alike

    Let go it’s harder holding on
    One more trip and I’ll be gone

    So keep your head up
    Keep it on, just a whisper I’ll be gone

    Take a breath and make it big
    It’s the last you’ll ever get

    Break you neck with diamond noose
    It’s the last you’ll ever choose

    I am, I am, I said I’m not myself
    But I’m not dead and I’m not forsale
    Hold me closer, closer let me go
    Let me be just let me be

    I am, I am, I said I’m not myself
    But I’m not dead and I’m not forsale
    Hold me closer, closer let me go
    Let me be just let me be

    I am, I am, I said I’m not myself
    But I’m not dead and I’m not forsale
    Hold me closer, closer let me go
    Let me be just let me be

    I am, I am, I said I’m not myself
    But I’m not dead and I’m not forsale
    Hold me closer, closer let me go
    Let me be just let me be

    (via behind-blue--eyes92)

     
  4. i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

    This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

    (via tipofyourstar)

     
  5. lizwuzthere:

    tylerbroakley:

    seressu:

    When adults tell me Internet Friends aren’t real friends I get sad.

    WHO SHOULD I MURDER?!?!?

    Purple friend is me btw

    (via thepinkguitar)

     
  6. roxxieyo:

    wilwheaton:

    These GOP are evil.

    This is real. This is a real senator, with a real idea. This is real. These are the people running our country.

    (Source: drunkonstephen, via tipofyourstar)

     
  7. bootyexpress:

    THE LAST ONE

    (Source: lauzor, via turnoystersinthesand)

     

  8. ask-koki-kariya:

    owldude:

    voidethered:

    ask-omnipony:

    luckydreaming:

    Are fedoras really that bad?

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    YES YES THEY ARE

    I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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    I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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    Right..?

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    The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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    I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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    WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    son.

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    Omg it got better

    (via steviefuckingnicks)

     

  9. Aww yeah passed the insomnia beginner’s level and thwarted the power of benadryl. I guess we move on to xannies and/or up my lexapro?

     
  10. rearadmiral-comsmocock:

    can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via imaginary-eel)